do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
me: do you want to see my baby?
person: sure, how old is he?
me: 384 months
person: ... isn't that like 32 years?
thesulfurandthesea: sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you’ll never know
The reason why Jennifer Lawrence is my favourite...
Interviewer: (shows her pics of her latest photoshoot)
Jennifer: Oh I haven't seen these. That doesn't look like me at all. I love Photoshop more than anything in the world.
Interviewer: I don't think that's Photoshop, that's you!
Jennifer: People don't look like that!
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for